I have so little trust in humanity that I look in both directions before crossing a one-way road.
(via baggnshield)
(via ugly)
you come over to my house to hang out. there is absolutely no decoration in my home besides these
Anonymous asked:
You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?
andrewquo Answer:
well no one else is gonna do it
trump: *puts his hand on the bible during his inauguration*
god:
(via transmatized)
may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017
May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017
may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017
Reblog for this to come true
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(Source: sleepspindles, via fxcksyew)
television history
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via hotboyproblems)